Now, people serve their Lord in many different and various ways.  Some help the poor.  Some travel to foreign countries as missionaries.  Some visit the sick.

Me?  I watch TV for Jesus.

That's right.  I watch TV for Jesus.  What? you don't understand how sitting in front of the tube can be done for service?  Just let me explain.

As some of you know, I crochet blankets for Project Linus.  Project Linus provides handmade blankets and quilts for babies and children in the local hospitals. This is a service project for the little ones. I crochet when I watch TV.  Therefore...

I must be watching TV for Jesus.

Do you see a flaw in my logic?