But apparently in the LC (Las Cruces for those of you east of the Mississippi) there is another type of gang. This gang doesn't traffic in drugs. It's not into drive-by shootings. It isn't into stealing cars...well not the entire car.
You see, Danny Dearest parks his car in the Lowe's parking lot to meet his vanpool for work. He has done this for months without incident. Until yesterday.
When he started up the old van it made a very load noise. He drove it home and checked under it to discover his muffler was missing. He assumed he had lost it back at the Lowe's parking lot. He returned and found nothing. But he stopped on his way home to check on getting the muffler replaced. The mechanic then told him there was a gang targeting cars and stealing the muffler and catalytic converter. It makes perfect sense except...
Danny Dearest drives a 1992 Mazda mini van.
What kind of gang would target a twenty year old van?
Maybe it was this gang of thieves? |
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