The point was that the Cardinals, be they football, basketball, chorus, or whatever, were very important to our young hearts. And the hearts of our small town.
But every small town has the high school mascot that they hold near and dear and Taylor is no different. In Taylor, TX the mascot that lives in the hearts of its citizens is...the duck. Yes, Danny Dearest and I are now a part of the Taylor Ducks. Where, apparently, the motto is "Once a duck, always a duck".
And this town embraces their ducks.
One of the selling points for Taylor when we were looking around (other than the fact that my grandbabies live here), was Murphy Park. Murphy Park is a wonderful green space that stretches through the center of town. It has playscapes for the younger set, swimming pool, large trees, and a very nice path for walking and running. And this.
|(I especially like the little duck that appears to be flying.)|
As a rule, the local fowl are a friendly sort. They will eat bread if you bring it and generally ignore you while you bask in their glory if that is what you want. All except one.
The dreaded TURKEY DUCK!
This member of the bird family looks like the cross between a duck and a turkey. And he got the worse attributes of both animals. I mean a duck with a wattle? A wattle for crying out loud.
And, in general a very foul deposition for a fowl. ( Did you see what I did there? Har Har Har!)
And when an older woman (that would be me) wants to use the trail in Murphy Park to run in order to improve her general health, this frightful duck will chase the hapless runner, nipping at her legs. He will run under her feet in attempt to make her trip and fall. He will flap his massive wings to scratch her calves. I have personally experienced his techniques in combat against runners in "his" park. And he is evil, pure evil with wings. And a wattle. Don't forget the stinking wattle.
So if you are feeling the need to partake in a little exercise in Murphy Park in Taylor, Texas beware of the vile Turkey Duck.
|(Kind of looks like he can see right into your soul, huh?)|