Me? I watch TV for Jesus.
That's right. I watch TV for Jesus. What? you don't understand how sitting in front of the tube can be done for service? Just let me explain.
As some of you know, I crochet blankets for Project Linus. Project Linus provides handmade blankets and quilts for babies and children in the local hospitals. This is a service project for the little ones. I crochet when I watch TV. Therefore...
I must be watching TV for Jesus.
Do you see a flaw in my logic?