1. Tonight, I decided to make a baked potato for supper. Actually it wasn't a baked potato since I planned to cook it in the microwave so I guess it was a microwave potato. But I digress.
While preparing it for the microwave, I was poking vent holes in it with a fork. Bang! Bang! Bang! OWWW! Not only had I vented the potato, I had vented my finger. Danny found my clumsiness humorous. Or my pain.
|Just put my finger in place of the potato.|
All righty now. I don't think he quite had the concept of what a test is.
3. This photo of a jelly bean has been making the circuit on the internet.
Supposedly if you look carefully, you can see Kate's face in this mango flavored jelly bean. You know, I have eaten many, many jelly beans in my life and have never stopped long enough to look carefully to see if the the swirly colors on the sweet goodness could be construed to be any famous person. What if, in their careful scrutiny of their jellybean the owner had TURNED IT UPSIDE DOWN? They would not have seen Kate peering out of red and yellow sugar at them.
It is expected to bring about $1000 on Ebay.
Personally, I think it is photoshopped.
Well, there it is. My black, baggy dress of a post. So now I'm off to stuff my self with jelly beans. And look for famous people.