|Marcel with Alan|
Marcel the Shell is a shell that wears shoes. His hat is a lentil and he gets his adventure from hang gliding on a Dorito.
Guess what he uses for a beanbag? A raisin.
One time he nibbled on some cheese and his cholesterol went up to 900.
Guess what he uses to tie his skis to a car? A hair.
Guess what his skis are? The toenails from a man.
His one regret in life is that he never had a dog. But sometimes he ties a hair to a piece of lint and drags it around. The lint is named Alan.
Here is a little more about Marcel the Shell with Shoes On.
How cute is that?! And rumor has it (according to the very reliable internet) a book deal is in the works.
I can't wait.